I am dog.
And me too!! I am dog too!!
That's right. You are dog too.
We are Andy and Emilie, two very happy -used-to-be-shelter-dogs. We have seen winters come and pass and therefor we feel wise as dogs can be.
Dogs come in all sizes and colors, but this doesn't matter to us though. The very smallest of dogs (no, I do not mean myself, me Andy) can feel big and brave, while the biggest of dogs can feel petite and a tiny tat unsure. Size does not matter. (except of course when you know there is a lovely sausage out there, but it is just out of reach. Or, when you follow your nose chasing a rabbit through narrow holes in the fence. Of course, in practical situations like this, size does matter. That is why we dogs like to work in teams, also called a pack. With one small dog (me Andy, allthough I do want to point out I am not the smallest of dogs) and a bigger dog (me me me Emilie!!!) many size affected problems can be easily solved.)
Colour issues seem very strange to us Dogs. We advice you people to solve all the strange matters concerning colours of hair and skin by mixing it all up a whole lot more. A black dot here, a white dot there and a cute strange brownish dot overthere.
Dogs also don't have religion problems, except maybe that we don't like that so many muslim people are so afraid of us. Really people, we might smell a little (rather nice if you ask me...) and yes, we do lick our own arseholes but we are nice creatures! We bark some, pee a bit and pooh outside, but this doesn't make us bad dogs!
We dogs, we like all gods. And Angels! And really nice people! That's Emilie, she is a girl and believes in Angels! ha ha! But seriously, we don't have problems with any religions, as long as we can just be what we are; Dogs.
Right,
We thought it would be nice to share our dogvision about all kinds of every day and special day events. If you like to follow our stories or feel a bit like a dog too (scratching publicly, peeing outdores, sniffing nice asses you pass along your way or eating from the streets) link our blog and we will send you info from time to time.
My lady Roos asks all people who have some photos from me and Emilie to send it to her, as she has lost her computer (due to: 1) hitting computer no.1 2) laptop no.2 and digicam was stolen.
We really appreciate fanmail!
We send you many thanks and smellie licks. Wraf Wraf!!!
Remember!!! many dogs wait for a loving owner in the many shelters around the world.
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Ik ben nu al fan van Andy en Ems! xxxx
ReplyDeleteSuper!!! wil je het ook nog volgen dan??? dat moet je dan nog even aanklikken.
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Woof! Grrrr, hahahah woof woof! GrrAhwooooooooo.....wah...ffff...wah..wah woof!
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